John Kassir
Acting1957Baltimore, Maryland, USA
Biography
John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
Monsters University
Additional Voices (voice)
Minions
Additional Voices (voice)
Rick and Morty
Blim Blam (voice)
The Simpsons
Donkey (voice) / Various Animals (voice) / Possum (voice)
Friends
Stanley
The Secret Life of Pets
Additional Voices (voice)
Despicable Me 3
Additional Voice (voice)
Pocahontas
Meeko (voice)
Acting History
Future
Hidden Dragon
as The Fortune Teller (voice)
Boneheads
as Bone
2025
If It Bleeds
as Chip
2024
Rockbottom
as Rodney
2022
Minions & More Volume 1
as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
Post Modern Minion
as Waiter (voice)
The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse
as Additional Voices (voice)
Hellblazers
as Rick
DOTA: Dragon's Blood
TVas Merchant (voice)• 1 eps
Bugs Bunny Builders
TVas Pete Puma (voice)• 1 eps
To Tell the Truth
TVas Self - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"• 1 eps
2021
Sing 2
as Additional Voices (voice)
Flora & Ulysses
as Ulysses (voice)
2020
Butter
as Billy
2019
The Secret Life of Pets 2
as Additional Voices (voice)
The Dog Days of Winter
as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
The Springfield Three
as Narrator
New Looney Tunes
TVas Pete Puma / Claude (voice)• 2 eps
2018
The Grinch
as Additional Voices (voice)
2017
Despicable Me 3
as Additional Voice (voice)
The Emoji Movie
as Additional Voices (voice)
Merry & Scary
as Dagobert Duck (voice)
And Then There Was Eve
as G. Alexander
Three-Legged Race
as Scrooge McDuck (voice)
Mickey Mouse
TVas Scrooge McDuck (voice)• 2 eps
2016
Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special
as Scrooge McDuck / Additional Voices (voice)
Smothered
as John Kassir
Pete's Dragon
as Elliot the Dragon (voice)
The Secret Life of Pets
as Additional Voices (voice)
12 Deadly Days
TVas Niko
2015
Minions
as Additional Voices (voice)
NCIS
TVas Perry Swan• 1 eps
Hot in Cleveland
TVas The Pope• 1 eps
Rick and Morty
TVas Blim Blam (voice)• 1 eps
Breadwinners
TVas Big Dumb Monster (voice) / Toilet Monster (voice)• 1 eps
2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
TVas Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)• 1 eps
2013
Monsters University
as Additional Voices (voice)
The Smurfs 2
as Crazy Smurf (voice)
Jack the Giant Slayer
as General Fallon's Small Head
2012
Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve
as The Cryptkeeper (voice)
A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise
as Marco (voice)
2011
The Smurfs
as Crazy Smurf (Voice)
The Looney Tunes Show
TVas Pete Puma (voice)• 1 eps
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
TVas Sai So (voice)• 1 eps
Halloween Wars
TVas Self - Guest Judge
2010
Nothing Special
as Marty
DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse
as The Joker
Castle
TVas Mr. Dreyfus• 1 eps
2009
Race to Witch Mountain
as Chuck
Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!
as Additional Voices (voice)
Dugly Uckling's Treasure Quest
as Dugly Uckling/Kung Pao Bunny
Random! Cartoons
TVas Dugly Uckling / Kung Pao Bunny (voice)• 1 eps
2008
Channels
as Walter
2007
Adventure Time
as Ice King (voice)
2006
The Wild
as Additional Voice (voice)
American Scary
as Himself / 'Cryptkeeper'
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical
as Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam
Casper's Scare School
as P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)
Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive Tales
as Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)
Bones
TVas Lawrence Melvoy• 1 eps
Ben 10
TVas Zombozo (voice)• 1 eps
2005
Dr. Rage
as Moe Moebius
Charmed
TVas Alchemist• 1 eps
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
TVas Seymour / Student #3 (voice)• 1 eps
Avatar: The Last Airbender
TVas Chey (voice)• 1 eps
Danger Rangers
TVas Fallbot (voice)
2004
Rocket Power: The Big Day
as Ray Rocket (voice)
Soccer Dog 2: European Cup
as Quint
CSI: Miami
TVas Farley Wheeler• 1 eps
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
TVas Lord Moldybutt• 2 eps
2003
George of the Jungle 2
as Rocky / Armando (voice)
Far From Home
as Winston (voice)
Joan of Arcadia
TVas Mime God• 1 eps
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
TVas Hotel Guest• 1 eps
CatDog
TVas Mervis (voice)• 1 eps
Kim Possible
TVas Additional Voices (voice)• 1 eps
2002
Ritual
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand
as Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)
The Flintstones: On the Rocks
as Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)
Grounded for Life
TVas Musgrove• 1 eps
Samurai Jack
TVas Scissorsmith (voice)• 1 eps
2001
Summer of Camp Caprice
as Winston (voice)
2000
The Three Stooges
as Shemp Howard
As Told by Ginger
TVas Winston (voice)• 10 eps
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
TVas Evan Zarl / Snark / Zinko (voice)• 1 eps
Star Trek: Voyager
TVas Gar• 1 eps
1999
Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection
as Crypt Keeper (voice)
The Simpsons
TVas Donkey (voice) / Various Animals (voice) / Possum (voice)• 1 eps
Friends
TVas Stanley• 1 eps
The Amanda Show
TVas Carl Klutz
Rocket Power
TVas Ray Rocket (voice)
The Brothers Flub
TVas (voice)
1998
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
as Meeko (voice) (uncredited)
An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island
as Scuttlebutt (voice)
Jelly's Day
as Hargus
Early Edition
TVas Jersy Carpathian• 1 eps
The Wild Thornberrys
TVas El Gordita (voice)• 1 eps
Hercules
TVas River Styx Ferryman (voice) / Charon (voice)• 2 eps
Sliders
TVas Arnold Potts• 1 eps
Love Boat: The Next Wave
TVas Dmitri Shishtokovich
1997
Justice League of America
as Ray Palmer / The Atom
Team Knight Rider
TVas Plato• 22 eps
Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
TVas Photographer• 1 eps
1996
Bordello of Blood
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
Spy Hard
as Rancor Guard at Intercom
Encino Woman
as Jean Michel
Boston Common
TVas Frankie
Dexter's Laboratory
TVas Guy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House
TVas Cryptkeeper (voice)
1995
Pocahontas
as Meeko (voice)
Casper
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
as Crypt Keeper (voice)
CyberTracker 2
as Tripwire
Monster Mash: The Movie
as Igor
The Tale of Tillie's Dragon
as Herman (voice)
Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery
as Buster Bunny (voice)
Eek! The Cat
TVas Mittens (voice)• 46 eps
The Single Guy
TVas Maitre 'D• 4 eps
Brotherly Love
TVas Cryptkeeper
Earthworm Jim
TVas Snott / Henchrat (voice)• 23 eps
Dumb and Dumber
TVas Vinnie / Tribesman (voice) / Critic / Art Type (voice) / Thug (voice)
1994
Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights
as Haman (voice)
Tiny Toons Spring Break Special
as Buster Bunny (voice)
The Little Mermaid
TVas Rats (voice)• 1 eps
1993
Animaniacs
TVas Buster Bunny (voice, uncredited)• 1 eps
Tales from the Cryptkeeper
TVas Cryptkeeper (voice)
Problem Child
TVas (voice)
1992
Dream On
TVas Chuck• 1 eps
1989
Tour of Duty
TVas Lenny Pilchowski• 1 eps
Tales from the Crypt
TVas Crypt Keeper (voice) / Larry / Narrator (voice)• 81 eps
FM
TVas Don Tupsouni
1986
Moonlighting
TVas Police Detective• 1 eps
1984
1st & Ten
TVas Zagreb Shkenusky
1983